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mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

ellendegeneres:

It’s called Hoop Dee Do Me

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

so-uncivilised:

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hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

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sukottoarts:

ebilflindas:

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This kinda happened to me when I was modeling my own cartoon character, teachers said that people can’t realy emphatize with the character if they don’t have EYELASHES.

The fuck does that even mean man, all you really need is a pair of eyes and a mouth not even that, you can do it with inanimate objects too.

a-fierce-macaw:

matilda, the girl who developed telekinesis by the power of her own frustrated intelligence

she was so bored and understimulated she developed superpowers

god i wanted to be matilda when i was eight

(Source: gameofthronesdaily)

webbabe:

a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay 

(Source: imhellaqueer)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”